How it works

  1. Pick cookies (try to be normal — fail gracefully).
  2. Adjust quantities (because one is never enough).
  3. Check your total (it starts at $0.00 and grows responsibly).
  4. Copy or email the order to a grown-up for checkout/delivery.

Allergy note

Cookies may contain dairy, eggs, wheat, peanuts, or tree nuts. If you have allergies, please ask before ordering.

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Your Order

Fill out your info, then copy or email your order.